FULL SALSING — Tech Gossip with a Spicy Flavour

FULL SALSING — Tech Gossip with a Spicy Flavour https://fullsalsing.com Sensationalist tech news, programming gossip, and AI drama. 🌶️ en Tue, 23 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT 🤡 SHOCKING: New Duck.com Hire Nukes Slack With Emoji Overload https://fullsalsing.com/#70 https://fullsalsing.com/#70 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 22:00:00 GMT Software ⚡ BREAKING: Sam Altman Trash-Talks Space Data Centers https://techcrunch.com/2026/07/13/sam-altmans-space-data-center-trash-talk-is-what-most-experts-already-believe/ https://fullsalsing.com/#69 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 21:00:00 GMT AI 🌶️ SHOCKING: Startup Wants to Set CUDA Free From Nvidia https://www.hpcwire.com/2026/07/09/spectral-compute-aims-to-set-cuda-free-will-it-succeed/ https://fullsalsing.com/#68 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 20:00:00 GMT Tech 💥 CONFIRMED: PixVerse Prints $439M, Valuation Blasts Past $2B https://techcrunch.com/2026/07/13/video-generation-startup-pixverse-raises-439m-valuation-soars-past-2b/ https://fullsalsing.com/#67 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 19:00:00 GMT AI 🚨 BREAKING: Satya Nadella Warns AI Fanboys to Chill https://techcrunch.com/2026/07/13/satya-nadella-has-issued-a-shocking-warning-to-companies-using-ai/ https://fullsalsing.com/#66 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 18:00:00 GMT AI 🔥 EXCLUSIVE: Apple Accuses OpenAI of Cloning Its Homework https://techcrunch.com/2026/07/13/the-wildest-allegations-in-apples-trade-secrets-lawsuit-against-openai/ https://fullsalsing.com/#65 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 17:00:00 GMT AI 🚨 CONFIRMED: Microsoft Can Track You via a Windows Device ID https://www.pcmag.com/news/a-hackers-arrest-reveals-microsoft-can-track-users-via-a-windows-device https://fullsalsing.com/#64 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 16:00:00 GMT Tech 🤡 LOSER ALERT: 'First' AI Ransomware Attack Still Needed a Human https://techcrunch.com/2026/07/06/the-first-ai-run-ransomware-attack-still-needed-a-human/ https://fullsalsing.com/#63 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 15:00:00 GMT AI 💥 SHOCKING: Microsoft Axes 5,000 Jobs, Blames Everything But Itself https://techcrunch.com/2026/07/06/microsoft-lays-off-nearly-5000-employees-across-xbox-commercial-sales/ https://fullsalsing.com/#62 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 14:00:00 GMT Tech 🔥 BREAKING: GLM 5.2 Threatens to Torch AI Profit Margins https://martinalderson.com/posts/the-upcoming-ai-margin-collapse-part-1-glm-5-2/ https://fullsalsing.com/#61 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 13:00:00 GMT AI 🚨 BREAKING: Nearly 90 New Unicorns Minted, Bubble Sends Regards https://techcrunch.com/2026/07/05/almost-40-new-unicorns-have-been-minted-so-far-this-year-here-they-are/ https://fullsalsing.com/#60 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 12:00:00 GMT Tech 💥 CONFIRMED: Chevy's All-American EV Truck Nobody Wants https://techcrunch.com/2026/07/03/chevy-built-an-all-american-ev-truck-why-is-nobody-buying-it/ https://fullsalsing.com/#59 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 11:00:00 GMT Tech 🌶️ SHOCKING: Midjourney Demands Hollywood Show Its AI Homework https://techcrunch.com/2026/07/04/midjourney-wants-hollywood-studios-to-reveal-the-details-of-their-ai-usage/ https://fullsalsing.com/#58 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 10:00:00 GMT AI 🔥 EXCLUSIVE: Shadcn Ditches Radix, Base UI Now the Chosen One https://ui.shadcn.com/docs/changelog https://fullsalsing.com/#57 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 09:00:00 GMT Software 🇨🇳 BREAKING: Alibaba Bans Employees From Touching Claude Code https://techcrunch.com/2026/07/04/alibaba-reportedly-bans-employees-from-using-claude-code/ https://fullsalsing.com/#56 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 08:00:00 GMT AI 💉 BREAKING: Big Boss Wants a Chip in Your Brain to Prove You're at Your Desk https://fullsalsing.com/#55 https://fullsalsing.com/#55 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 07:00:00 GMT Tech 🔥 EXCLUSIVE: Full Salsing's Carousel Got a Glow-Up Nobody Asked For https://fullsalsing.com/#54 https://fullsalsing.com/#54 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 06:00:00 GMT Tech 💥 LOSER ALERT: Even SoftBank's CEO Side-Eyes Musk's Space Data Centers https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/27/softbanks-ceo-isnt-the-only-one-with-questions-about-elon-musks-orbital-data-center-hype/ https://fullsalsing.com/#53 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 05:00:00 GMT Tech 🔥 EXCLUSIVE: Cloudflare Finds Bug in Hyper, Internet Holds Breath https://blog.cloudflare.com/hyper-bug/ https://fullsalsing.com/#52 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 04:00:00 GMT Programming 💉 SHOCKING: Ford Crawls Back to the 'Gray Beard' Engineers https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/28/ford-rehires-gray-beard-engineers-after-ai-falls-short/ https://fullsalsing.com/#51 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 03:00:00 GMT AI a prompt window.]]> 🇨🇳 BREAKING: GLM 5.2 Reportedly Bodies Claude in Cyber Benchmarks https://semgrep.dev/blog/2026/we-have-mythos-at-home-glm-52-beats-claude-in-our-cyber-benchmarks/ https://fullsalsing.com/#50 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 02:00:00 GMT AI 🤡 CONFIRMED: HackerRank's Own ATS Can't Decide If You're Hireable https://danunparsed.com/p/hackerrank-open-source-ats https://fullsalsing.com/#49 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 01:00:00 GMT Software 🔥 BREAKING: OpenAI Drops Its First Chip, Nvidia Side-Eyes https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/24/openai-unveils-its-first-custom-chip-built-by-broadcom/ https://fullsalsing.com/#48 Wed, 03 Jan 2024 00:00:00 GMT Tech 🇨🇳 SHOCKING: Anthropic Says Alibaba Snuck Out Claude's Secrets https://www.reuters.com/world/china/anthropic-says-alibaba-illicitly-extracted-claude-ai-model-capabilities-2026-06-24/ https://fullsalsing.com/#47 Tue, 02 Jan 2024 23:00:00 GMT AI 📡 HISTORIC: FULL Salsing Now Has an RSS Feed and We're All Living in the Future https://fullsalsing.com/feed.xml https://fullsalsing.com/#46 Tue, 23 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🔥 BREAKING: New Steam Console Is Personally Melting the Ice Caps https://fullsalsing.com/#45 https://fullsalsing.com/#45 Mon, 22 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🔥 CONFIRMED: Snap Dumps Pricey AI Video Team Into 'Dotmo' https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/18/snap-spins-off-ai-video-team-into-new-company-dotmo-due-to-costs/ https://fullsalsing.com/#44 Fri, 19 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI 💉 EXCLUSIVE: Study Says AI Is Quietly Rotting Your Skills https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-01947-1 https://fullsalsing.com/#43 Fri, 19 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI ⚖️ SHOCKING: Rivian Owners Sue Over Self-Driving Dreams https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/18/rivian-owners-file-lawsuit-alleging-false-promises-on-self-driving-features/ https://fullsalsing.com/#42 Fri, 19 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🇨🇳 BREAKING: US Says ASML's Crown Jewel Is in China https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/19/the-us-says-asmls-top-chip-tool-may-be-in-china-asml-says-it-isnt/ https://fullsalsing.com/#41 Fri, 19 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🤡 LOSER ALERT: Allbirds AI CEO Has a Plan, Zero Employees https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/19/the-ceo-of-allbirds-new-ai-biz-has-a-plan-but-no-employees/ https://fullsalsing.com/#40 Fri, 19 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI 🔥 SHOCKING: Anthropic's Trump Feud Is Boosting Sales https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/16/anthropics-latest-feud-with-the-trump-admin-may-actually-help-it-sales-data-suggests/ https://fullsalsing.com/#39 Wed, 17 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI 💉 EXCLUSIVE: Devs Held Hostage Over Their Own Images for $5 https://www.lutr.dev/want-your-images-back-sure-that-ll-be-5-dollars https://fullsalsing.com/#38 Wed, 17 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT Software 🤡 LOSER ALERT: 60% of Shoppers Hate 'AI' in Your Ads https://wpvip.com/future-of-the-web-2026/ https://fullsalsing.com/#37 Wed, 17 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🇨🇳 CONFIRMED: GLM-5.2 Dethrones Everyone in Open Weights https://artificialanalysis.ai/articles/glm-5-2-is-the-new-leading-open-weights-model-on-the-artificial-analysis-intelligence-index https://fullsalsing.com/#36 Wed, 17 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI 🚨 BREAKING: SpaceX Drops $60B on Cursor Days After IPO https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/16/spacex-to-acquire-cursor-for-60b-in-stock-days-after-blockbuster-ipo/ https://fullsalsing.com/#35 Wed, 17 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI 🦎 BREAKING: IGUANAGATE — Healthcare SREs Are Sweating Through Their On-Call Pagers https://www.interfaceware.com/ https://fullsalsing.com/#34 Tue, 16 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT Software 🦆📈🦆 BREAKING: Traitor Count Soars As Every Stock Tanks — Except Duck Futures 🦆📈🦆 https://fullsalsing.com/#33 https://fullsalsing.com/#33 Mon, 08 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🚗 BREAKING: Uber, Waymo And Wayve Are About To Fight Over London's Streets https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/08/uber-wayve-and-waymo-are-headed-towards-a-robotaxi-showdown-in-london/ https://fullsalsing.com/#32 Mon, 08 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech ⚡ SHOCKING: DeepSeek V4 Pro Just Beat GPT-5.5 And OpenAI Is Pretending Not To Notice https://runtimewire.com/article/deepseek-v4-pro-beats-gpt-5-5-pro-on-precision https://fullsalsing.com/#31 Mon, 08 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI 🚨 BREAKING: 1000 Data Breaches Later And Companies Still Can't Be Bothered To Tell You https://www.troyhunt.com/1000-data-breaches-later-the-disclosure-lag-is-worse-than-ever/ https://fullsalsing.com/#30 Mon, 08 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🔥 EXCLUSIVE: OpenAI's 'Super App' Still Not Ready, Still Very Super Apparently https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/07/openai-is-still-working-on-that-super-app/ https://fullsalsing.com/#29 Mon, 08 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI 💸 BREAKING: The Tokenpocalypse Is Here And Your AWS Bill Is Already Crying https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/07/is-this-the-dawn-of-the-tokenpocalypse/ https://fullsalsing.com/#28 Mon, 08 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI 💊 BREAKING: Drug Discovery AI Now Speaks Human — No PhD Required https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/18/sandboxaq-brings-its-drug-discovery-models-to-claude-no-phd-in-computing-required/ https://fullsalsing.com/#26 Tue, 19 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI ⚖️ LOSER ALERT: Elon's $135B OpenAI Lawsuit Crashes and Burns in Two Hours https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/18/elon-musk-has-lost-his-lawsuit-against-sam-altman-and-openai/ https://fullsalsing.com/#25 Tue, 19 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🍲 SCANDAL: Best Paella in Tech Nominees REFUSE to Open Source Their Recipes https://fullsalsing.com/#24 https://fullsalsing.com/#24 Thu, 14 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech ⌨️ BREAKING: Vibe Coding DEAD — Vibe Pressing [Y] Is The New Industry Standard https://fullsalsing.com/#23 https://fullsalsing.com/#23 Thu, 14 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT Programming 🤖 BREAKING: Pajeculan Is Now The Only Tool You'll Ever Need (Probably) https://fullsalsing.com/#22 https://fullsalsing.com/#22 Thu, 14 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🔬 SHOCKING: Every Branch Will Be Renamed to 'Non-Experimental' Effective Immediately https://fullsalsing.com/#21 https://fullsalsing.com/#21 Thu, 14 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT Software ☕ EXCLUSIVE: Java Developers Are Now The Coolest People In The Room https://fullsalsing.com/#20 https://fullsalsing.com/#20 Thu, 14 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT Programming 🚨 HANTAVIRUS ALERT: Hantavirus Detected in Supply Chain — QUARANTINE ALL APPLICATIONS NOW https://fullsalsing.com/#19 https://fullsalsing.com/#19 Thu, 14 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech Jack Manages 50% Salary Savings With Strategic Detonations 💣 https://x.com/jack/status/2027129697092731343 https://fullsalsing.com/#1 Fri, 27 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🎬 Netflix Drama: Hashimoto's Wife's Career Frozen Post-IBM Merger https://fullsalsing.com/#2 https://fullsalsing.com/#2 Fri, 27 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🤖 EXCLUSIVE: Gordo Vargo Returns to AI - Plans to 'Clean House' https://fullsalsing.com/#3 https://fullsalsing.com/#3 Fri, 27 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI 🚗 DHH's Pagani Zonda HH BANNED From Valencia's Low-Emission Zone https://fullsalsing.com/#4 https://fullsalsing.com/#4 Fri, 27 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech
Rails creator David Heinemeier Hansson's €2M hypercar doesn't meet EU emissions standards. The legendary supercar with his initials won't be allowed in Valencia's restricted area. Ironic considering he's a tech philanthropist advocating for climate action.]]> 🇨🇳 DeepSeek Ghosting Nvidia & AMD - Huawei Gets VIP Treatment https://www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/deepseek-has-reportedly-denied-nvidia-and-amd-early-access-to-its-new-v4-ai-model-giving-huawei-and-other-chinese-chipmakers-a-head-start/ https://fullsalsing.com/#6 Fri, 27 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI 💉 Ketamine Shortage Crisis: Russian Tech Bros' 3500 Sons Turn Legal Age https://fullsalsing.com/#7 https://fullsalsing.com/#7 Fri, 27 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🤡 Big Tech Cries 'They Copied Us!' While Ctrl+C'ing Everything Themselves https://xarxa.cloud/@Argyle13/116143796682121415 https://fullsalsing.com/#8 Fri, 27 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI ⚡ EXPOSED: Big Tech's $635B AI Bet Is Just One Heat Wave Away From Total Meltdown https://fullsalsing.com/#9 https://fullsalsing.com/#9 Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI 🤑 BREAKING: Meta Overtakes Google in Ads — Zuckerberg Finally Wins Something https://fullsalsing.com/#10 https://fullsalsing.com/#10 Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🎙️ SCOOP: OpenAI Buys a Talk Show Because Apparently World Domination Needed a Podcast https://fullsalsing.com/#11 https://fullsalsing.com/#11 Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI 🛸 Amazon Inches Closer to Owning Actual Space Because Earth Wasn't Enough https://fullsalsing.com/#12 https://fullsalsing.com/#12 Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🔒 UK Says 'Go to Jail' to Tech Bosses Who Can't Moderate — Finally Some Content https://fullsalsing.com/#13 https://fullsalsing.com/#13 Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 💰 TSMC Prints Money Again — Fourth Record Quarter Because AI Wants More Chips https://fullsalsing.com/#14 https://fullsalsing.com/#14 Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🤝 Nvidia Bankrolls Rival Chip Startup SiFive — Because Why Not Own Everyone? https://fullsalsing.com/#15 https://fullsalsing.com/#15 Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT Tech 🇨🇳 Tencent Drops OpenClaw AI Into WeChat — 1 Billion Users Now Have a Robot Bestie https://fullsalsing.com/#16 https://fullsalsing.com/#16 Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI 🕵️ EXPOSED: Cursor Agent Is Just Claude Code With Find & Replace Branding https://bsky.app/profile/timkellogg.me/post/3mjepkfqffk27 https://fullsalsing.com/#17 Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI 🦠 Scientists Invented a Fake Disease — AI Swore It Was Real https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-01100-y https://fullsalsing.com/#18 Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT AI